See Patrick Live

Guess what! I’m taking my book on tour. But since I never do anything the regular way normal people do things, my tour is different than most!

I’ve taken one of the chapters from the book and turned it into a show complete with pictures and unbelievably embarrassing videos that you won’t get in the book! It tells the story of high school drama club drama, my first love, and the profound impact Ryan Phillippe’s butt had on my life. In short, it is hilarious and heartfelt and for sure coming to a city near you. You should come and see it and meet me.
Because I love you and I need attention.